婚礼傲客

这电影拍的相当有趣,也很有气氛,2位男主人公为了共同的信念频繁出击婚礼现场,最终在财政部长家里抱得美人归.影片中欧文与温斯夸张的动作和对白,不断蔓延的甜蜜浪漫故事情节把大家带进了一个身临其境美妙的世界.在娱乐之余,大家也应该体会得到:爱情就是心心相应.True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another。

爱情是个充满魔力的东西，它能让一个孤傲一世的人彻底的放下自己的面子，也能让一个胆小的人勇敢起来，更能让一个原本对爱情冷看看待的人充满了激情。

傲客在爱情面前是没有地位的，因为成功的永远只是勇者，放下自傲，用心去爱才是王道。

We have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible.It's gonna be fine. Your whole life is gonna be fine.我们永远不知道未来会有什么结果，我们唯一能做的就是用现在所拥有得信息来做一个最好的决定。

会没事的，你的人生会是很美好的。

我记得“WEDDING CRASHERS”里的一句话：真爱就是能令你灵魂能感受共鸣的那种情感。

在它面前，你会变得恍惚，即使心里计划好的说话，也全无用处。

婚礼上的每一个人都可能是演员。

主动被动的去将人生的戏演完。

傲客，无疑就是演员中的演员。

只见外表严肃的Vince Vaughn沦为陪衬，一个高大全的名门正派家庭暗地里个个十级疯狂，橄榄球，打猎嚣张的倒霉蛋开始总是很欠扁。

苦头从眼药水开始，阿门！

那一对活宝姐妹花，金牌傲客杀手。

一个祖传，一个偏方，意想不到的归宿。

Owen Wilson的大鼻子比以前顺眼许多，爱与谎言的转折波澜不惊，一个心倦男眼里希冀，竭力以心献技。

直到无敌“葬礼傲客”超眩登场，无与伦比不露声色左右通杀谁与争锋。

不知续集何时出殡？

量导演不敢编一个有脑分手结局来挨过期的番茄鸡蛋瘾，笃定有情人眷属，好友依旧，大圆满谢幕。

现实的婚礼怎么全是一个固定情节的一场秀？

点不燃的烟拼不完的酒，换几套记不住的新衣，和不识的陌生人寒暄客套。

全不如老外的祝词有意思，三番四次看“四个婚礼一个葬礼”的片段重演。

内容花样百出，可以是好友的眼中新人旧事，可以是亲人的温暖祝福，也可以幽默一记，将来未必活在童话里，现在却是一瞬间的幸福定格，倦了也罢，好奇也罢，都可以在那一支镜头前记录下这珍贵难忘的祝福。

每一次参加亲友的婚宴，精彩各不相同，没有冷场，只有难忘的一张张幸福的笑脸，印象中Y的婚礼比较象演唱会，新人唱，主持人唱，双方还有代表上台唱，想起之前Y更对我说，要不要来一首“爱在深秋”啊？

S的婚礼属于我最接近醉的一次，很感动，因为他说了一句略俗的友情宣言。

T的婚礼野蛮有余，T沉浮在一群灌酒一族中，过程简直就象一场关于“三八线”划分谈判。

L的婚礼比较按部就班，吹泡泡机的小工一个摇机器，一个开风扇，摄像师象总指挥，司仪从北京说到上海的公式祝词。

W的婚礼属于谁都没节目的无懈可闹，因为W自己就是闹王之王。

H的就很“可怕”，因为他娶了一个音乐老师，然后那些由师范蹦出来的齐天大圣们，将现场变成了童年的幼儿园。

虽然“教师”的“恐怖”指数低于“会计”，“医务人员”，但也是最不适合共同度过的三甲职业。

H的婚礼我被“同桌人”抢走了那张“半梦半醒之间”，H的婚礼全程有ALAN提供伴奏想法的确值得考虑，虽然由于场地设备问题还是没有成功。

Z的婚礼是最新参加的一次，很生活化，中国特色，心平气和目睹人间烟火。

每每出席一场婚礼宴席，可遇不可求的非那些照片莫属，算是一件外星人搞得到的任务。

当中经历了几次照片意外之后，为了在胶卷上长久留下当天和新人的幸福一刻，还有与难得邂逅一起长大的同志重逢一刻，于是习惯了带上自己的照相机，期待下次的BENQ出场。

不必从别人的婚礼里获得对真挚爱情的信心，也无需要等待别人给的太多幸福。

每一个人都是独立又关联的活着，至少在那魔幻的一刻我们都将明白什么才是格林童话。

在很久很久以前，直到很远很远的未来。

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混到会议自助餐上大快朵颐的是会虫，影片中的哥俩就是不折不扣的婚礼虫了，而且不光是好吃好喝，还靠着背得滚瓜烂熟的谎言把女人给混上床。

题材满好，台词也充满了美国式幽默，所以当年票房成绩还响当当的。

不过看完回想一下，其实没什么意思，故事简单不是问题，关键是没有足够的细节支撑起长达将近120分钟的电影。

男一和女一之间的故事还算有卖点，不过也没有特别打动人的情节。

欧文威尔逊看起来好像老了不少似的，本来前边还很能博得观众好感，但后期消沉那段时间实在是有点夸张，想想如果是身边的男人，感情受了挫败一蹶不振就算了，还专门跑到别人婚礼上东搅西搅，实在是太自私了，不管是自己借酒浇愁还是和女厮乱搞，都该以不影响主角为前提，毕竟那是人家一生一次的big day，无论怎样破坏wedding都是不可原谅的行为，包括最后一次在另外一对的婚礼上喧宾夺主。

坦率地说瑞秋麦克亚当斯相貌平平，但总有些好的角色找上她，此片中她就摘到了最讨喜的一个，在其他freak的衬托下，肯定要被她折服了。

男二和女二就有些莫名其妙，完全不知道两个人是怎么走入结婚殿堂的，要说互相来电好像也没什么问题，都是性中人，但是怎么一下就从肉体跳到精神的还是没有搞清楚。

文斯沃恩高头大马的，看起来还蛮精神。

费舍尔在她面前真是娇小，踮着脚都有点够不着的样子。

不过一直觉得这个女人脸蛋不错，就是老演些乱七八糟的角色，本片甫一出场还以为会变优雅呢，结果还是失望了。

威尔法瑞尔虽然极度夸张，但不得不承认，在这样一部主打喜剧牌的电影中，他的确很抢镜。

去年的美国票房黑马，看来果然轻松好玩。

追女仔的故事，再怎么看也不会腻的呀。

一对沙煲兄弟，专门混进别人的婚礼，骗吃骗喝之余，最大目的居然是泡姊妹团的漂亮MM，而且屡屡得手，让人看得牙痒痒的同时，不免羡慕得紧啊。

当然了，美式传统，到最后自然是游戏中见真情，无心插柳柳却找到真爱，让浪子变回痴情男，皆大欢喜。

这种故事最是讨喜，男女观众通杀，婚礼又是我们在银幕上最乐见的场面，衣香鬓影，歌舞升平，还有感动的爱的宣言，编剧真会算计啊。

不过要是这两位婚礼骗子跑到中国来，怕是要处处碰钉子的。

你看我们的婚宴，新人一早就要站在门口迎接宾客，接受礼金和合照是例行公事，辨认客人真伪该是另一目的吧，呵呵。

到得入席，桌上也早写有名牌，相熟的亲戚朋友会被照顾地安排到一起，若是个冒牌货，一番交谈下来难免露馅。

而且而且，咱们的姊妹团多忙啊，时刻打理着新娘的一切，还要陪着敬酒，陪着敬媳妇茶，吃饭的时间都没有，哪来的时间给你电哟～

有几个屎尿屁喷点其他就是一如既往的乏善可陈！

欧文威尔逊歪的古怪的鼻子瑞秋麦克亚当斯甜的醉人的微笑都不可谓是票房的保证，我想做到这一点后很多制片方都别无他求了！

反而艾拉费舍尔这清纯妹纸不经意的露点和小汽车同志的这种个性花瓶形象让我小小的惊喜了一下！

不过不得不说作为一部喜剧电影它的剧情设置上的细节还是看得出来花费很大心思的

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The Wedding Crashers，一出有血有肉的爱情喜剧。

婚礼总是讨巧的喜剧或浪漫题材，Four Weddings And A Funeral、My Best Friend's Wedding、My Big Fat Greek Wedding、The Wedding Singer等等。

每一部喜剧都有自己的特点，有的喜得无厘头，有的喜得意味深长，有的喜得天衣无缝。

那么这部The Wedding Crashers，介于三者之间。

粗口、低俗笑话、裸露必不可少，喜剧早已从卓别林式转变为American Pie式，不过该片不像前者那么瞎搞，毕竟两名主角的身份是律师而非高中学生。

非常喜欢开头。

Owen Wilson和Vince Vaughn扮演的律师John和Jeremy，让一对前来办理离婚财产协议并且争吵不断的夫妇回想约会时的美好，而这些美好回忆只是为了让他们可以心平气和地离婚。

John和Jeremy都不相信爱情。

特别是Jeremy的那段解释为何他不要relationship的台词，拗口、绝妙。

It's very difficult trying to read the situation，恐怕说出了不少人的心声。

I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. 之后一段两人恶闯他人婚礼的片段，变幻交叉的画面仿佛幻灯片，节奏快速也符合婚礼的欢快气氛，并且意喻两人快进快出，参加完婚礼搞定某个女人后就从此消失。

影片同时也不乏优美镜头，在John和Claire不知不觉相恋时，用俯视的近景镜头来拍摄他们各自夜不能眠，处理得很好。

而财政部长Cleary一家的古怪在令人捧腹之余，也可以算是美国社会各种问题的缩影。

神经质的同性恋艺术家儿子Todd、暴力到歇斯底里的未婚夫Zack、性生活无法得到满足的母亲Kathleen、40岁还和和母亲同住的Crasher高手Chazz等等，总之，都很变态。

财政部长、父亲William的扮演者Christopher Walken，把部长的严肃、政治家的心机、父亲对于女儿的关怀都表现出来了。

此前他曾参演过Catch Me If You Can、Sleepy Hollow、Batman Returns、Pulp Fiction等很多影片，演技不容小觑。

配乐很好，而为讨女生欢心在婚礼上为小孩子做气球玩具、和小孩子一起跳交谊舞这样的桥段，也不失温馨。

沙滩、碧海、豪屋，一切浪漫欢喜的元素都齐备。

爱情、友情、亲情的情节架构，也都恰如其分，温和演绎。

So, relax yourself and crash the movie! And, i bet you will find fun in it.p.s.The Rules of Wedding CrashingRule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.Rule #2: Never use your real name.Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer.Rule #4: No one goes home alone.Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher.Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.Rule #7: Blend in by standing out.Rule #8: Be the life of the party.Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.Rule #11: Sensitive is good.Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them.Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree.Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.Rule #18: You love animals and children.Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below)Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18.Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run.Rule #25: You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.Rule #26: Of course you love her.Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar.Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible.Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.Rule #33: Never go back to your place.Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise.Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers.Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."Rule #41: Never hit on the bride -- it's a one way ticket to the pavementRule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.Rule #43: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.Rule #44: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.Rule #45: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher's code-name as well!Rule #46: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."Rule #47: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée.Rule #49: Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"Rule #50: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.Rule #51: Always pull out in time.Rule #52: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.Rule #53: It's time to put your Drama Lessons in practice! Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.Rule #54: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.Rule #56: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.Rule #57: When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact: merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.Rule #58: The Ferrari's in the shop.Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.Rule #60: No "chicken dancing": no exceptions.Rule #61: When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter.Rule #62: No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. You'll also attract unwanted notice.Rule #63: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.Rule #64: Always save room for cake.Rule #65: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.Rule #66: Smile! You're having the time of your life.Rule #67: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.Rule #68: Dance with the Bride's grandmother.Rule #69: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.Rule #70: Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness?Rule #71: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.Rule #72: Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield.Rule #73: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride and groom to a minimum.Rule #74: In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook.Rule #75: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Rule #77: Carry extra protection at ALL times.Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is.Rule #79: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.Rule #80: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift: you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.Rule #82: Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.Rule #83: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions.Rule #84: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.Rule #85: Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit: not cool, not effective.Rule #86: Shoes say a lot about the man.Rule #87: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend.Rule #88: You're from out of town. ALWAYS.Rule #89: Know something about the place you say you are from, whether be from another US state or another country. Texas is too-played out. For some reason, England, Germany or even New Hampshire seem to work. Master the accents convincingly, and you've nailed them!Rule #90: Of course you dream of one day having children.Rule #91: Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot the girl.Rule #92: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.Rule #93: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.Rule #95: Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.Rule #96: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy.Rule #97: Catholic weddings: the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony: horny girls.Rule #98: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.Rule #99: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.Rule #100: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only.Rule #101: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. There is no kind of woman more clingy and persistent than a psychologist investigating your story later on.Rule #102: No periwinkle colored ties, please.Rule #103: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.Rule #104: Be well groomed and well-mannered.Rule #105: Never cockblock a fellow Crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest--okay.Rule #106: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later.Rule #107: Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.Rule #108: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.Rule #109: Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.Rule #111: Never have sex with bride or groom's mother even if she is the hottest bombshell at the wedding. Just control yourself.Rule #112: Have FUN! It's why you're there!Rule #113: Don't look for opportunities; make them.Rule #114: 3-4 months to wedding crash--funerals are year round!Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. (The rule that Jeremy makes up to insult John)

Wedding Crasher这种职业是否真的存在？

汗，爆强。

John和Jeremy应该都是在工作中小有成绩的白领。

从开头的离婚财产分割调节来看，两人应该是lawyer。

所以说口才应该是不成问题。

而Jeremy的那段贯口活也的确不简单。

才能把这么多人玩弄于股掌之中。

看看长长的The Rules of Wedding Crashing就知道，Wedding Crasher的资格认证也不是随便什么人就能拿的。

两个主人公就是骗人上床，再拍拍屁股走人的混蛋，真不明白为什么会有这么多人上当。

片子看上去好像是浪荡公子游历花花世界，然后找到真爱的故事。

bullshit，这样子找法，他把女人当什么，选妃吗？

先上了再说，合适就继续，不合适就拜拜。

son of bitch。

居然说的出it also led me to you so it's impossible for me to completely regret it.简直不要脸。

一直对私生活不检点的人很反感。

骂骂就算了。

日子还要过呀。

毕竟是comedy，没必要太计较。

还是觉得片子一般，不知道这么会有这么好的票房，也许是我落伍了吧。

好久没看这样的搞笑片了。

这么泡妞的男人值得去爱？

他们确实很有意思，可是他们的伎俩以及一开始对感情及性的玩弄，欺骗。

可以就这么原谅吗？